Coffee, Tea, or Should We Feel Your Pregnant Wife’s Breasts Before Throwing You in a Cell at the Airport and Then Lying About Why We Put You There?

Coffee, Tea, or Should We Feel Your Pregnant Wife’s Breasts Before Throwing You in a Cell at the Airport and Then Lying About Why We Put You There?
by Nicholas Monahan

After some more grumbling on my part they eventually finished with me and I went to retrieve our luggage from the x-ray machine. Upon returning I found my wife sitting in a chair, crying. Mary rarely cries, and certainly not in public. When I asked her what was the matter, she tried to quell her tears and sobbed, "I’m sorry...it’s...they touched my breasts...and..." That’s all I heard.


http://lewrockwell.com/orig3/monahan1.html

Penn & Teller - Federal V.I.P Penn - 11/13/02

Federal V.I.P Penn - 11/13/02
Penn

Last Thursday I was flying to LA on the Midnight flight. I went through security my usual sour stuff. I beeped, of course, and was shuttled to the "toss-em" line. A security guy came over. I assumed the position. I had a button up shirt on that was untucked. He reached around while he was behind me and grabbed around my front pocket. I guess he was going for my flashlight, but the area could have loosely been called "crotch." I said, "You have to ask me before you touch me or it's assault."

He said, "Once you cross that line, I can do whatever I want."


http://www.pennandteller.com/03/coolstuff/penniphile/roadpennfederalvip.html

Wickard v. Filburn -- Sixty Year Anniversary

Wickard v. Filburn

Wickard v. Filburn, 317 U.S. 111 (1942), was a U.S. Supreme Court decision that dramatically increased the power of the federal government to regulate economic activity. A farmer, Roscoe Filburn, was growing wheat to feed his chickens. The U.S. government had imposed limits on wheat production based on acreage owned by a farmer, in order to drive up wheat prices during the Great Depression, and Filburn was growing more than the limits permitted. Filburn was ordered to destroy his crops and pay a fine, even though he was producing the excess wheat for his own use and had no intention of selling it.


Prior to this, Congress could only regulate what crossed state lines. Now they could regulate anything.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn

JFK airport security forces woman to drink own breast milk

JFK airport security forces woman to drink own breast milk
Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) — A woman, a baby and three milk-filled bottles. That scene convinced a security guard at John F. Kennedy International Airport to force a Long Island mother to drink from three bottles filled with her own breast milk.


http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2002/2002-08-09-jfk-security.htm